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Poos, Showers and Testy Burger

9/27/2012

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Poos, Showers and Testy Burger

As I write this, Amanda is sitting next to me and saying repeatedly 'I want a shower! I want a poo and I want a shower!'

Let me explain:

The water has not been functioning in our house for three days. Therefore, no shower, no bath, the only way you can wash your hands is by collecting a carton of water outside and pouring it on yourself. The only way you can flush the toilet is by pouring the entire contents of a bucket on the contents of your bowels. Unfortunately, Amanda has not been able to experience this second one because of three days of constipation. This was brought on (we believe) by a bout of diarrhoea which she countered by taking twice the amount of Immodium than she probably should have. 

So that brings us up to date, apart from one final thing...

'Testy Burger'

Testy Burger is the name of a burger restaurant in the upperclass suburb of Bole. We were walking along the Bole road on our way to the cinema (which I can say is lovely and cheap, definitely nicer than the Cineworld in Wood Green). We were looking for a place to eat when we came across this delightful spelling mistake in a huge red and yellow sign above a pleasant looking restaurant. At least we hope that it was a spelling mistake. 


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